How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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BenWuzHear

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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