How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Well educated black man.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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