Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Chicken

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I said I hate niiggers

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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