Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What is cold? Winter

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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