Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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