- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks