A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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