- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Women's rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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