- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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