Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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women's rights

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Soccer...

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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