A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Pain Olympics.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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