How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What time is it? 20:45.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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