A Jew! Bless you.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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