What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Anti Joke

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