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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

a man walked into a bar ouch

Black Friday

neil patrick harris

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

I never asked for this.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Women's rights

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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