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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

poop is very very yummy.

Yeah right loser!

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

charlie sheen losing

my shift key is broken1

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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