- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

This is not an anti joke.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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