- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

The Barackness Monster

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

A homosexual walks into a church

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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