What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

black guy graduating high school

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

why does column have a letter n?

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

captcha: all yer base

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

A Jew! Bless you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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