Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

i dont like chris

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

redtube

neil patrick harris

Black Friday

a man walked into a bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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