- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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