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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

men's rights.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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