A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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