What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Yes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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