Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Dance is a sport

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Anti Joke

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