What is cold? Winter

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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