- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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womens rights.

Water? I hardly know her.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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