- Anti Joke

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.