what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Gingers.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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