A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

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