Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Yes.

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