- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Gingers.

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