How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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hey guys what's up?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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