- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

This is a joke setup.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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