What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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