- Anti Joke

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

I never asked for this.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.