- Anti Joke

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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roses are red violets are blue im in class