A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Once upon a cross

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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