What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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ass in my face ? no

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Deadly cancer.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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