Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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