Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

matty russel are you on here

A black guy gets a job...

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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