Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Badgers are cool

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Get in the car.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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