A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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