what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Tell you something funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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