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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A mans opinion.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Anti Joke

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