What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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