What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Mike tyson

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Knock Knock! Come in!

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

knock knock ... no one was in

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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