There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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women's rights.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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