What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Turn around.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Men's Sports

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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