What you reading? reading?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

The Barackness Monster

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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