Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Dogs in my home.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Your mom.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

raping black women

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

I ponder

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