when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

0 + 0 = 0

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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