how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Women's rights.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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No.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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