- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Worst joke ever

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Knock, knock. answers door

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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