- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

one day i went to bed

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

I never asked for this.

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