Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Today is May 18 2016.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

A man sat on a chair

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Anti-joke.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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