Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Billy Cundiff.

whats a dick a dick

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What is 9 + 10? 21

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

The Holocaust.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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