- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

So, same time tomorrow then?

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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