A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Your mom is fat

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Mark Wilson

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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YOU

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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