Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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