- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Hello, nice to meet you.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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