What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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