A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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