What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Catholicism.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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