Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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