why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

thumb_up thumb_down +33

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

vaginas

thumb_up thumb_down +33

knock knock ... no one was in

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

thumb_up thumb_down +31

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

i like pie.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops