Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

thumb_up thumb_down -16

my shift key is broken1

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yo momma so fat you have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops