Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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donald................duck for president

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Anti Joke

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