- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

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