your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

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