Dogs in my home.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

We are lawyers

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

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