Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why? Whats wrong?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Welcome to die!

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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