knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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