Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Womens rights.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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