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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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