- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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