Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Barack Obama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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drake

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You're*

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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