- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

luke moore cant pull it back

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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