Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Knock knock Who's there Police

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

your mum

A baby seal walks into a club

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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