- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

An atheist walks into a church

What number comes after 29? 30.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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I killed someone today. :D

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

An Irishman walks out of a bar

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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