Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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