Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

why is john so fat years of over eating

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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