- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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