If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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George Bush.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Ham sandwich

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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