What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Dogs in my home.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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your moms my other ride

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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