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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

The WNBA.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Like this joke, bitch.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Jerry.

A baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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