- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Your mom.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Men's Sports

roses are red violets are blue im in class

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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