Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Anti Joke

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