What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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I can't see my forehead

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Ms. Smoot's class

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Woman Rights

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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