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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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