- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Cancer.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Lil' Wayne

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

poop

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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