I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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who is awesome? no one...

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4-4-2

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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this girl died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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42

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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eloise dey.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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