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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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