How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Take this and put it- No.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

cancer

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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