I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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