Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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hi

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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