Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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my shift key is broken1

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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the WNBA

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I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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