- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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