Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Thanks

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Anti Joke

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