- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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