- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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