- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

i cant think of one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Kathy Griffin.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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