What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Samantha

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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The Pope

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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shauns beautiful

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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