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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Oh, I must be hearing things.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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