- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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I had my period 3 days ago.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Women Sports.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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