DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Shit!

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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