- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Doorbell salesman.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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