What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I have Alzheimer. What?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

A: B: No pun intended.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Hey Shea

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

hey guys what's up?

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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