Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

fack me in the ace! CC

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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