- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

You smell like shit

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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