Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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