- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

obama's promises

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

thumbs up!

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What do you call an amazing person Good

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

my captcha says : forkin chickens

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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