- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

She said no

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

your mother hates you

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

whats a dick a dick

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