man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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a man is running away

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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ass in my face ? no

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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